what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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