i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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