The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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Everything about him screamed your future.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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