where am i from again
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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