Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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