Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
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The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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