well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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