I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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