Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
please come you make the beer taste better
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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