Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
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Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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