think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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