Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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