he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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