I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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