shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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