wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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