If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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