I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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