i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
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Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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