I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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