I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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