They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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