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what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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