After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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