Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
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So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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