with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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