Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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