There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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