so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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