Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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