out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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