just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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