you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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