Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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