so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
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Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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