I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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