Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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