she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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