Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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