well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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