Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
even my farts smell like vagina
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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