i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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