don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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