It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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