I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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