Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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