Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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