Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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