i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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