I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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