I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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